Hopewell's Local Dating Service

I am a serious practicing, living, breathing witch....so deal with it! Once you go WITCH....you will never SWITCH!

I am interested in meeting new people especially Females to get to know, hang out with, have a good time with and possibly have a great sexual experience with.

I am extremely open minded and will try anything a few times to determine whether or not I truley like it.

I have tried 3-somes, swingers, one on one with the same and oppisite sex, kinky things, toys, public places, RPG's, you name it I've done it at least once!

"If you've been bad go to your room, but if you want to be naughty come to mine"

I have one #1 Golden Rule: DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME..EVA!
Cas there ain't nothing worse than a seriously scorned pissed off witch! Don't make me go voo-doo on your ass! Besides the truth always comes out in the end one way or another!

I am who I am and I aint gonna change for nobody, take me as I am, love me or leave me!

just remember:

"Men are like subway trains another one comes along every 5 minutes, unless it's the end of the night then you jump on anything and hope for the ride of your life!

I am looking for someone who wants to have fun. I have a 2 year old daughter who is everything to me. She takes up a lot of my time but am in need of some adult fun.

i am the coolest person you could ever meet , im sweet, and i like to help when some body is sad or mad , i have a bad temper so dont get me mad ! , lol

i don't know what to say..... uhh, i still dont..

is giving you my prefrence in likes and dislikes gonna make you messege me or even be my friend?? everyone on here has the same goal, making friends from around the globe. so why not know someone with opposite views. having someone exactly like you is'nt any fun. being able to argue different points or learning new things, now that's fun. i don't know about you or your goals but ima here to get to know different people, because finding your true mate based on a computer is like beliving....you fill in the blank.

i like to joke around in the weirdest ways, but there a reason behind the madness..it called different.i try to be anyway, why be like everyone else.__

ima in the military, from what ive seen and experienced its the best job in the world, why anyone would want to work 9-5 is beyond me
i like stayin busy but i also like to just sit down and relax too. Ya dig!

dont get me wrong, i like to have fun and chill whenever possible.

There i thought of something...eat that okcupid

im unsure how to even start this bs off...

i swear alot. i enjoy staying inside playing games, watching the television. and i also love going out and playing pool and drinkin.. i spend the majority of my time at work.. when im not at work im either on this or sleeping or on my xbox 360... i play guitar... but not too often... i play call of duty. mw2.. and halooooo 3.. loooove that game..

likes: music, games, speaking my mind, playing guitar, driving, watching movies, watching tv, my job, my friends and family.

LOVE Video games! FPS all day longgg:-D

dislikes: smoking, nonsupporting people, unloyal people, people that get into relationships for sex. ignorance, and people that ignore me, lieing, "gangsta people",and people that dislike law enforcement.

i have this thing that i do.. quoting random movies randomly:) its odd.. and i love doing it.. kinda funny.. my favorite movie to quote would have to be Austin Powers Gold Member!

HUGGGGGEEEEE NEWYORK FOOTBALL GIANTS FANNNNN!!!!

im very bad at keeping conversations going, or even starting conversations... dont like talking on the phone but looove txting...

aim: C3M1C

xboxlive gamer taggggggg=chiefhowhow

most likely i will tell you what i want to tell you and what you dont want to hear. im VERY sarcastic and VERY honest. i dont beat around the bush.

i like to work,party, hang with friends ,dance,(yes this white boy can dance) got out to eat ,an just have a good time ..i am a wielder by trade ..i am far smarter then most give me credit for...

I'm a single mom of two kids. I have a 19 year old son and 14 year old daughter. I'm a key account representative for an optical lab. I like dancing, reading, boating, wine tasting and finding or cooking great food. I'm looking for a relationship or friendship. Not looking for a friends with benefits or one night stand. I have found that I need a guy with time to devote to a relationship. Seems that many have so much going on in their lives that they just don't have to time to work towards a common goal.
I am a very loving, loyal, caring person when someone is important to me. I would do anything I could to make them feel safe, secure and loved.

I enjoy many things in my life. I have a passion for cheesy 80's music, and a drive for life. I'm spontaneous and humorous when the time is right. A perfect day for me is getting through a hard days work and putting just as much effort into a fun night . Music is my escape. I like to stay active; . I'm in the gym 3 to 5 nights a week. For those that know me well, I'm a care free individual. I do not welcome drama into my life. I'm funny when the company is good. I love meeting new people. I'm willing to talk with just about anyone. I choose my friends wisely. I believe in bettering myself in every way possible. I enrich my mind with anything I find interesting and stimulatingThis is just a taste of who I am, something to wet your appetite with, If I've peeked your interest, then I welcome you into my world."

I prefer to blend in with society (to a point) and only on occasion allow someone to see my true colors.
The most entertaining manifestation of this is me in my vehicle. It is a bright blue new beetle bug with a playful license plate.
I love watching people at a stoplight realize the death metal music is coming out of this cute car. While upon extended inspection of my car one might notice the Pagan and Proud sticker on the dashboard, the â??Crowâ?? blanket on the back seat, the crystal hanging from the rear view, or even the Black, Purple, and Maroon Roses in the carâ??s standard vase. Similar to this most aspects of my life have this wonderful play on outside appearance soft and sweet while inside it is more classic and slightly morbid. I guess that is what you get from someone born on a cusp!
Music
As for music I enjoy and respect a variety of genres. Although my personal favorites tend to revolve around alternative, rock, and metal.
Movies
In regards to movies, growing up my mother was obsessed with sci-fi and fantasy so I was subjected to many strange and unusual movies. Even now, I still find myself drawn to movies that have mystical, fantasy, sci-fi themes as well as murder mysteries and independent films. Of course I can't turn down a good classically based film every now and then.
Sports
Soccer is cool.... I just don't get that into sports
Scared Of
I don't like sharks (big time). I don't mind if they are alive, I think they are an important part of this plant and I fully agree with staying as far away from them as possible. I also don't like anything that jumps on me. I don't mind spiders, snakes, lizards, mice, rats, ect. but I don't like crickets.
Happiest When
I'm happiest when I am sleeping, of course. But also when I am with friends having fun, spending time with my dog, chatting online, and doing research. Oh and when I am helping people.
Books / Magazines
Twilight series is great.... I tend to stick with Vampire Romance Novels though. Although I love doing research on psychology and about cognition.
Activities
I enjoy crafts, landscaping, psychology, multi-tasking, and most of all learning. I frequently spend most of the day working on a crafts or on the computer researching things while listening to the Discovery channel or TLC. I have also been known to do a bit of damage with a good fighting or puzzle game as well.
Love It
I love my dog and cats. Oh and cemeteries...

I am an independent father of two wonderful daughters who are grown, on their own, but we are very close and visit on holidays whenever possible. I am retrement age, but like my job and plan to contunue working a few more years if the economy allows. I have been away from socialising with a partner for too long.
The things I like to do include: hikng, biking, yoga, exercising, the theater, live music, movies, plays, dinner and travel. I was an army brat, so moving often is in my past, but it is nice to have a home base. My daughter recently gave me a book titled "1000 places you musy see before you die", and I regard it as a challange to check off more of the places listed, than I have so far, and I already have quite a few.
I have been blessed with pretty good health, and I want to share the future with someone special in addition to my family. I am a newspaper addict and the two favorite books I have read are Jane Austin's "Pride and Prejudice" and Thomas Wolfe's "Look Homeward Angel"
I must also confess that I am a sports fan. I love the Redskins, college football in general, watching baseball games in person (Primarily a Reds fan, but I have had to become also a Red Sox fan because of my son-in-law), tennis, college basketball (an ACC fan) and golf, but only the majors.

I am a very nice guy who knows how to treat a lady, i love to play sports and just hang out and have fun. I love to fish and go to the mountains and the beach..i love to go to the movies kick back relax and just have fun.. i love to listen to music i like all kinds, rock,rap, pop, hip hop but mainly i listen to country. i graduated high school in 2006.

I'm really shy sometimes to the point when I won't say a whole lot. I am a Samurai and a Ninja. I am addicted to anime. I cosplay and make props for my friends cosplay costumes.

Hmmm... I like to describe myself as a bottle of wine left unopened too long. Yea sure its vinegar, but its damn good vinegar. Wait.. no i don't want to go with that. I'm like a dirt road. I'll get you there but its going to be a rough journey. Ew sounds like a poor screw.

Alex Baird, a mountain of a man he was, and still is. Born in the heavily wooded kingdom of Prince George, Alex was but a peasant. His father was a roofer, the greatest in all the land. Alex had always thought he would end up clinching the rusty hammer of his ancestors, sweating balls all over the sticky, hot shingles of mediocrity, but fate had a different plan for this young man��..
High school was a confusing time for our hero. Though Alex had been a straight A student in middle school, he found himself skipping school to smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol with the so-called â??bad elementâ??. Grades slipped, respect vanished, and his relationship with the parental units declined. Alex changed his appearance from normal to atypical. He traded learning environments for yellowed pool halls and grungy skate parks. Once an accomplished pianist, Alex had now turned to the distorted growl of the guitar. Yes sir, a drastic change had occurred, one that would echo through to the next stage in life.
Graduation approached and decisive actions were required. Armed with a 2.0 GPA, a 1540 SAT, a knack for procrastination, and a disciplinary file longer than Madeleine; he failed to get into a university. Poor, uneducated, and desperate, Alex turned to the only profession that welcomed his kind; construction.
Two long years passed. Alex had become a wreck. His days now consisted of major alcohol abuse, early morning porcelain wrestling, and failed relationships. The time had come for change. Alex had grown what some call motivation. Our little boy grabbed an associates degree from the closest community college and attended a university. While on ����� Disaster!
Alexâ??s face exploded into a phantasmagoria of cats dancing and random clips from gunsmokeâ?¦

got bored.

Right now I'm suffering that scourge called "Writer's Block".....but I will gladly say that once I get along with people, it's over. It's hard for me to imagine becoming enemies with them after that point. It takes a whole lot to push me beyond my character.

Actually interesting stuff. lol.. did this much to get my percentage up.

My name is Ally. Born and raised in two states: SC and VA. BUT i do own houses in SC, VA, and NC. So I am traveling a lot; i have no reason to be tied down to one place at the moment. I love to be outdoors. I have been known to be somewhat of a country girl but i prefer the terminology: southern belle. lol. I have a lot of fun all the time. I have a passion for music and photography. I love to just walk all my four wheeler trails and snap pictures as I walk. I love country music and would love to one day write a song. (it is on my bucket list!) lol. I am very happy with my life but might enjoy it a little more with a man in it. I enjoy hunting, fourwheeling, shopping, wakeboarding and pretty much anything.. I am up for anything you throw at me. I absolutely love football and my favorite teams are UNC and The Cowboys. Please do not rag on them.. I have been their number 1 fan since I could pronounce every football team in the SEC. I used to play volleyball for my high school and loved every bit of it:) I am a very down to earth girl and come complete with the southern accent:)
I am not really into the whole clubbing scene but yes i love to go out and party at bonfires and stuff and throw down some drinks lol. and YES- a classy girl does drink beer. haha. I am no alcoholic though and have no intentions of ever becoming one. I am one of those girls who has no problem staying at home and cuddling on the couch while watching ANY movie. I am not a picky movie selector. I thought I would add.. I am clumsy. I have broken bones from my cheek bone to my ankles. I like to be adventurous and sometimes I go above and beyond and end up hurting myself. I get annoyed with people that can't spell. I am an English pick and have NO PROBLEM correcting your obvious grammactical and spelling errors. Yes, you can still be country and have a southern accent and not say 'ain't'! I am sorry to say this but my grandfather would roll over dead in his grave if I ever dated a black person so do not even bother messaging me.. but no I am not racist, just against interracial dating and marriages. I am a very RIGHT SIDED person being a conservative. I wish Obama the worst during his term. I am open-minded and DO NOT mind stating my opinion. I have a short attention span and if I see something interesting in the middle of you having a conversation I WILL point it out.. but just keep on talking.. it sometimes annoys even me. lol
I am very family oriented. My family will and always come first. I lost my dad at a very young age and was raised by my mother and our VERY large family. I am the youngest of five girls. I love being the baby in the family.. yes my mother spoiled me but no, i dont expect to be spoiled.

This describes me perfectly..
A southern girl is a girl who knows full and well that she can open a door for herself but prefers for the
gentleman to do it because it demonstrates a sense of respect. After all, every girl wants to be treated
like a princess. We know how to make sweet tea and grits while telling you everything about any football
team in the SEC. We pick our battles and fight with the heart of a pit bull while still maintaining grace
and elegance. Our mystique is that of a soft-spoken, mild-mannered southern bell who could direct an
army, loves her momma and will always be daddy's little girl.

Another quote:
"You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."-Tom Petty

i am in the world but the worlds not completely in me. i try to be good to everyone but i have my limits and what i will take

I never know how to answer these things, I guess to sum it up im a 23 yr old small buisness owner. Im very motivated, caring, and passionate about work and relationships(ive never had one less than a year long)Well about myself im 5'9" dark brown hair and kinda hazel eyes.Im kinda wild when i go out like the life of the party if i know the people, if i dont might just find a little nook to sit back drink my beer and observe other people actin like retards for once. I love goin fast!!! I have a Suzuki Katana 600 sports motorcycle that i love and ride whenever i can. I also have a turbocharged mazda mx3 which is my baby. I watch alotta football(Go Hokies&Falcons),prize fighting, and motorsports. I belong to a local bike club 301 Ridaz but most the time our schedules conflict. Thats all i can think of now.

Im 5.1 and im plus sized"that means im not a size 3, but im not huge" and im beautiful....i have brown hair and deep brown eyes....i love to be outside and lying on the grass, i love to swim and go do stuff that doesnt cost a dime....i think the best things in life r free....i love my family...im a Pampered Chef Girl, if u dont know wut that is im a cook, im my own boss and im not a lazy person...im straight up with people i dont bullshit, and i hate people that do....ill do anything for the people i love....and i passionate person..i dont lie,only if it will hurt your feeling....i think with my heart and yes that means i get it hurt alot...but i dont care i get over it...ill never live life in a shell,i wut people to c the real me...i believe sex is a great part of anything but i dont think it should be the only thing....

Myself.... Well I am a very interesting person, I have emotions that you wouldn't expect coming from someone like me. I very easily become attached to someone and will do almost anything just for a smile to help that person out. I like to hang out with friends and just be crazy.. My favorite resteraunt ever is HOOTERS, for several reasons of course... YUMMO! FRIED PICKLES!!! I love to go to the mall or wal mart, and "people watch" as in looking at hot chicks :) I say that meaning a very nice looking girl, chick is not a term I use to insult, I am a girl, but not a chick.. a chick to me is a girl that looks like a girl, someone with the right kind of attitude, someone who can stand up for themself but doesnt mind having someone to fall back on, during those days that just seem to hit us all every now and again..

Ok...... So im in reno now, been here this time around for a few months. Its a pretty great town if you dont let it eat you up. I can only be here for so long though, then it starts to get to me for some reason. Its kinda weird though, i was born here and keep coming back. So i just joined the United States Armed Forces as a basic soldier in the ARMY. Im pretty excited about it. I leave july 26 from reno and wont be back for at least 6 months from then. For right now i am just working on my physical and trying to find people to hang out with till then. Just got out of a really bad 3 1/2 year relationship that went bad. Try not to let it get to me though. Everything happens for a reason. I do like to do all kinds of things though, mostly im an outdoors person though, but i do love sitting around watching any movie i can get my hands on.

I am a happy person with a high self esteem that likes to laugh and talk. I love my family and they are very important to me. I cook and make jewelry. I like to take time to get to know people. I love to dance, sing, fine dine, take long walks along the beach, sit by the camp fire, fishing, going to a movie or theater. I love reading a good book of any kind, the internet, and to cuddle up to a fireplace with a glass of wine. If you are interested in meeting before we get to reading and know about one another, pass me by please. I do not get off this website to "focus" on just one man either. "Focus" is = to "allow me to make a fool of you with your permission because I am up to something no good."

Self summary, hmm? I'll come back to this later.

Fun guy, likes to not take life too seriously. Need friends to unwind with or go out and have a good time.

I never know what to write in these boxes about myself. i prefer you to ask me any questions you would like to know about me and i'd be glad to answer them. i just recently graduated from college with a masters in scene design/theatre tech. I work at a local university in the theatre dept. prior to that i did stunt work and special effects for movies/t.v./stage and still enjoy it when the jobs are around. i'm a country boy and love being in the outdoors. the city is a nice place to visit but nothing beats seeing the stars at night in an open field away from the city lights. you'd be surprised how many you can see in the dark.

Professionally, I am busy, but my social life is almost non-existent. Hopefully, that will change soon. I have a great many interests: NASCAR and other racing, fishing, football, swimming, cooking, walking, feeding geese, volunteer work, movies, music, dancing, concerts, writing, etc. I like to think I have a good sense of humor, am understanding, patient, reliable and quite passionate with the right man. I am ordinary in a different way, simply complicated and eccentrically normal. I try to take people at their word until I find out their word is worthless. In many cases, that doesn't take too long.

I have lived a lot in this life. The ups and downs, twists and turns have resulted in moments of intense exhilaration, and those of profound stress. Right now I'm oscillating gently somewhere around the middle...

Still searching for my groove. I'm thinking I my be just about be there - gainfully self-unemployed, yet on the verge of unlimited possibilities. I've been an entrepreneur in the past, loved and hated it. The rewards are all your own, as are the disappointments. So I take the next steps lightly and carefully.

I've been many things in the past. The list includes (not necessarily in precise chronological order): Bicycle mechanic, archival document processor, landscape contractor, package designer, graphic designer, prepress consultant, digital assets manager, interactive engineer, project manager, bouncer, prep cook, line cook, bartender, computer salesman, reprographic manager, retail sales slave and now finally... entrepreneur.

My formal education is in Communication Arts and Design from Virginia Commonwealth University. A career path that I now regret because it seems that graphic designers are put to pasture at the same rate as NFL linebackers by a market that is always shopping for "fresh" ideas.

The job I loved the most, and hated having to walk away from was as a Bouncer and Master of Ceremonies at a blues venue. at its peak, it was a very fulfilling vocation. Not that "Bouncer" should connote that I am a violent sort. Far from it. I just excelled at commanding respect in an exceedingly chaotic environment. It was more about making the patrons feel safe than anything else. My signature line at the door was, "There is a $5 cover charge for gentlemen, the lady is my guest." (A result of figuring out early on that if the women feel safe and watched over, they will come) The men soon follow.

The job I most loathed, and recently walked away from, was as a sales associate at a retail chain. I took it, hoping to make the best of it after a long, excruciating stint of unemployment. Big mistake. Worst job ever. But feeling trapped by circumstances, I stuck with it for almost four years - working harder and harder while watching my paycheck shrink. Bad management, immoral coworkers and rude customers were eroding my soul. One day the humiliation threshold was exceeded and I walked.

But as one door closes (or is slammed shut!), another opens. The time to enjoy life and my new freedom alloted me lead to new acquaintances and avenues of self-discovery.

As I feel myself returning to my center, and beginning to enjoy life again, I have started to re-consider my virtues as a companion, friend and lover. My confidence is back. That is why I am here.

I'm never good at these. Overall, I think I'm a pretty good guy, but who wouldn't say that in a self-summary? The best I have to go on really is what friends have said about me. I'm told that I'm thoughtful and sympathetic, and a good friend. I'm funny, endearing, and a good listener. This is all hearsay, however. (Haha.)

I like rain, snow, and precipitation in general. I'm less of a fan of getting rained ON, but I love to watch it. I'm also kind of a history buff and I've been known to go out of my way to see historic places in person.

I love to write. I'm not nearly as prolific as I'd like, but I've an enthusiasm about the written word that shan't be trifled with. I also have the great habit of losing the ability to remember any word at all when I'm trying to speak to someone. Very often a sentence will be something similar to, "Yeah, the, uh, thing, over by the, um, thing..." and so on. Embarrassing, but somewhat endearing.

I like coffee and cigarettes.
Reading and movies.
I'm a pretty big fan of trashy 'reality' shows.
I can sit and watch just about anything.
Sometimes it's better to observe the world around you.

I blame friends.

Well I like to think that I'm a smart funnny guy with a cool creative side. My biggest ambition is to be a filmmaker. I've always liked movies and the thought of making my own has been in my head since I was a kid. I play video games alot but not to much. I still got a lot of life to live. I'm a bit shy at first, but you will find that I open up quickly and alot of fun. I grew up in a musical family so music was my first love. I can play a few instruments, but not so much now. Not very good at dancing, but that doesn't stop me from trying anyway. The way I see it if your having fun who cares. Now I'm not inmature, but I can sometimes be a big kid. Seriously, I still go trick or treating. Hey its free candy and I don't have to take my brothers. Eventhough I play video games I still like beating my friends and family at board games. Connect four, uno, and monopoly are my specialty (Yes I will win. You can try but you'll lose.). Hell, I still watch cartoons alot. My favorite is flap jacks. I can't tell you how many times I have sat on the sofa with my little brother and laughed my head off at that show.I like watching the news and being update on currrent events.Motly because I don't sleep that much. And
i dont mean celebrity scandals. I'm not a comidian but have been told I should be one. I guess it's because I see funny stuff all around me.To me people are the funniest especialy when they are trying so hard not to. If I could I would make the whole world laugh with a joke, but I'd be heckled by my friends. I think of life as awild ride, and if you don't enjoy it while you can. You'll miss the whole thing and won't get a refund.

I am a Christian, a musician and a vocalist (at least I try). I am actively involved in my congregation. I am a book worm in the classic sense. I enjoy handwork of several kinds. I have no children who live with me but I have a reasonably good relationship with my teen-aged son. Well, as good as it can be. I have been blessed that both of my parents are still alive and still married to each other. I am ultimately looking for a relationship that will stand the tests of time like theirs. Last but not least, I am am praying that there is someone who will look beyond my disability and want to see me anyway. Most of the men I have met to date do not seem to want to look further than my crutches. I can do most anything anyone else can but it will take me a bit longer.

i love all sports...looking for someone who wants to be loved and happy..no games please..love my 2 dogs.want someone to share my life with who is ready..

IF YOU HAVE A BLACKBERRY MY PIN IS:307CB6B1

HEY WATS GOOD PEOPLE ON THA REAL IM JUST ON HEA LOOKIN FOR SOME COOL FEMALE FRIENDS I CAN CHILL WIT OR MAKE A VERY CLOSE FRIEND...IM A COOL GENTLEMAN TO CHILL WIT I WILL HAVE U LAUGHIN FOREVER CUZ IM A GOOFY DUDE LOL AND I BELIEVE DAT LAUGHIN KEEPS U LOOKIN YOUNGER...BUT GET AT ME IF YOU LIKE WAT U SEE AND IF YOU LIKE WAT U READ OK..NOT REALLY MUCH MORE TO SAY BUT GET AT ME

name is Branford, but im willing to bet that most of you who do decide to hit me up will still ask me for my name.. lm easy to get along with and love talking and meeting new people.. i do NOT discriminate against anyone or any country(city, state, whereever!)

young,black,and adventurous ..talk 2 me to find out more

Imporant facts about me:
-I'm a little bit tree-hugging hippie, and a little bit rock n' roll...and a lot nerdy.
-I am sometimes annoyingly quiet.
-I have an unabiding, unconditional love for all things Brittany Murphy and will quickly go Chris Crocker on anyone who speaks ill of her in my presence.
-I think Joan Jett's version of Crimson and Clover is the only one worth listening to.
-I frequently quote lines from movies.
-I'm a jeans, tees, and Chucks/Vans kind of girl.
-I like tattoos, but I don't have any yet.
-I'm really very fond of Jack Skellington, and skulls in general.

Hello everyone, I am on here just for fun. Hope to talk to you soon.

im a soldier in the worlds best army, im more about making you happy, and making your day that im in better, im more about the people im around then myself, but fnt get me wrong i love 2 have a good time. weither itz partying clubing or chillen and watching a movie with my buddies

Live and let live - enjoy reading, cooking, gardening, walking, travel, art and history related activites.

I'm stepping out on a limb by doing the online thing but I don't have many opportunities to meet new people. I'm a nice person interested in meeting a nice guy to spend quality time with. I appreciate simple things and I'm grateful for all of the good things in my life. I have more time now and I'ld like share some of it!

I am 33. I am a single mom of two children, a thirteen year old daughter and a ten year old son.

Well... Im Christopher. Hey, Nice to meet you, I guess. haha. I love music. I play Xbox. I like watching movies, Being random and spontaneous. I love talking. I get bored a lot. So lets fix that and be friends!

So there was this woman and she was on an airplane, and she was flying to meet her fiancé seaming high above the largest ocean on planet earth. She was seated next to this man she had tried to start conversations, but the only thing she had really heard him say was to order his Bloody Mary. She was sitting there and she was reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country that she couldnâ??t even pronounce the name of. And she was feeling very bored and despondent. And then suddenly there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out, and they started just falling thirty-thousand feet, and the pilots on the microphone and heâ??s saying â??Iâ??m sorry, Iâ??m sorry, oh my god... I'm sorryâ?? and apologizing. And she looks at the man and says â??Where are we going?â?? and he looks at her and he says â??Weâ??re going to a party. Itâ??s a birthday party. Itâ??s your birthday party. Happy birthday darling. We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.â?? And then he starts humming this little tune, it kind of goes like this: 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

We must talk in every telephone
Get eaten off the web
We must rip out all the epilogues in the books that we have read
And in the face of every criminal
Strapped firmly to a chair
We must stare, we must stare, we must stare

We must take all of the medicines too expensive now to sell
Set fire to the preacher who is promising us hell
And in the ear of every anarchist that sleeps but doesnâ??t dream
We must sing, we must sing, we must sing

Itâ??ll go like this:

While my mother waters plants
My father loads his guns
He says death will give us back to God
Just like this setting sun is returned to this lonesome ocean

And then they splashed into the deep blue sea
It was a wonderful splash

We must blend into the choir
Sing as static with the whole
We must memorize nine numbers and deny we have a soul
And in this endless race for property and privilege to be won
We must run, we must run, we must run

We must hang up in the belfry
Where the bats and moonlight laugh
We must stare into a crystal ball and only see the past
And in the caverns of tomorrow
With just our flashlights and our love
We must plunge, we must plunge, we must plunge

And then weâ??ll get down there, way down to the very bottom of everything
And then weâ??ll see it, oh weâ??ll see it, weâ??ll see it, weâ??ll see it

Oh my morning's coming back
The whole worldâ??s waking up
All the city buses swimming past
Iâ??m happy just because
I found out I am really no one

PREPARE TO BE ASTOUNDED!!!!! ....no not really .... i guess i'm pretty average. i live in colonial heights VA. travel alot and traveled alot been to brazil (many times to visit family), singapore, italy, im in the uk( at least twice a year), canada ( i love america jr.). i don't go out a lot maybe about every other weekend. i'm a social drinker meaning i only get drunk with my friends so with that logic i clearly don't have a problem.

I am outgoing very social person, enjoy talking about almost anything,and I enjoy doing almost anything, I am a professional fisherman and work at a car dealership, I am hear to meet new people and hopefully establish a relationship that will complement that lady, myself and our lifestyle, and if I can't find a great relationship I hope to have some really great contact from all over!

hi my intrests are taking care of my kids, being outside, singing, writing poems and just having fun

A little about myselfâ?¦. Iâ??m 28, I have brown hair greenish/blue eyes 6'4, athletic build, and fun as hell to be around. . I'm single for the first time in 11 years. . I'm looking to meet someone who likes to go out and have some fun. I'm a very down to earth person, quite openminded and easy to get along with. I like to stay pretty active, spend most of my days working, playing baseball, hanging out with friends, takin trips, riding around, or just relaxing around the house. Right now im about finding me and what I want in my life. I am up for whatever life wants to throw my way. Other than that, thatâ??s my life in a nutshell. If you wanna know more just ask. I don't bite...too hard anyways ;)

I am shy when you first meet me but then when I get to know you more I open up & be very outgoing. I am a 5'2'' BBW who is 18 years old but Im very mature for my age. Im so real & dont bs anybody. I love cartoons but dont get it twisted Im not no where near childish. I am a very kind hearted person unless you cross me the wrong way. I live with my mom & lil brother for now. I dont drive yet but I am working on it slowly but surely.

My name is Thomas. I don't really have much to say. I love music and video games, so I'm pretty much a nerd, but I also like to workout :)

Well first of all i'm useually quiet when you first meet me in person but thats just until i get to know people, i've always been that way.

I have a great sense of humor and i love making people laugh. However i'm also very sarcastic and i honestly don't think there are many things that can't be joked about. In a serious situation of course i'm going to be serious but 90% of the time i'll be just going with the flow and cracking jokes.

I work a lot and when i'm not working i'm either hanging out at a friends house or chilling at home playing video games, watching t.v. or messing around online.I go out and party when i can, useually my two days off during the week, BEER PONG!!!! :-)

I really don't have a particular type when it comes to the people i date. I've dated all different types of people, what it all boils down to is how well we get along and how well i like your personality. So if your intrested in talking to me sometime don't be afraid to send me a message.

Looking for someone to have fun with and share some life experiences with. Someone who knows how to relax and have a good time..

I am 24 years old and I am at the point in life that I am wanting to find the right one and settle down. I just had my first child June 17th. Brianna has changed my whole life. I am not on here looking for a baby daddy....I have one already....we just are not together!! I am just looking for someone that might just actually want the same things out of life that I do. I have had some horrible relationships in the past and I am ready to forget them and actually find someone that I can trust. I work at an insurance company as a customer service representative. I have wondeful friends and great family that I am very grateful for.

well, let's see. I'm 19, in college and have a part-time job. I am going to school for radiology and i work as an office assistant. I love to travel, anywhere really. I love the beach and pretty much anything to do with the water. I love dogs, and love mine to death...He's a one and a half year old golden retriever/lab mix. I like to be outdoors, whether it's playing a sport or just enjoying the weather. I love to hang out with friends and go out to eat. I like watching movies; comedies are my favorite, i love to laugh. As far as music goes, I listen to a little bit of everything, but mainly rock, alternative, and country. so, that's a little about me!

i love to do stuff i love sports and i can right so much but i dont want to ok well im looking for a guy that has a nice body cute nice romantic wont let me down and has a job! im nice not rude love to hang at the mall to see a movie.

Im Travis, and I'm pretty much a dork but I'm ok with that. I play the guitar in a band called the Turnouts. I'm a vet assistant and loving it. I love helping animals I also love rock video games singing reading and some other stuff too.

Hey name is Chris I am 25 and looking to make new friends or something more. Right now i am working part time for UPS and when I'm not at work I'm up for anything. i have recently move back to virginia i lived in massachusetts for 3 years. i enjoy traveling and tattoos i have one and want to get more and i also enjoy the outdoors walking threw nature and camping and fishing and boating

Basically I'm just seeing what out there to offer. I've been single for about 6 months and looking for new friends and maybe more.

I love having a good time and getting to know people. I am very very silly and yes I call myself odd at times. It happens. I love Tim Burton more than anything. Traveling is my passion.

I love reading books
dancing
traveling
and
tim burton

I agree with all of you, writing about yourself is one of the most difficult things to do. Here goes the skinny on me as best I know how to say it.
I am 45 years old, with brown hair and hazel eyes, if I had to describe my frame I'd say I'm average to stocky. My height is 5 ft 6 in and I weigh in the 200 pd area. I'm newly separated (since July) and live with my mom (yeah let the jokes commence) but she's getting up in age (72)and I make sure that she's okay.

My name is William,but I prefer Billy. I was born in Seoul,South Korea. I'm half Korean,Italian,Irish and a few others I'm not sure of. I'm a really easy going person,I usually pretty out going. I like to go and have a drink at the bar once in a while,go on walks,draw or take random photographs of things. I am very passionate about music. I listen to allot of genres of music,I love finding new music I haven't heard. Just recently moved from NH to VA,hoping to meet someone nice to have a good time and if I'm lucky, have a nice relationship with.

A friendly Girl just looking for a great guy....

Got to love these dating sites...what do you put? And when you decide to write something...does it really explain who you are ...and what your about. I have decided to limit it a bit...! I figured usually when someone is looking ..they will first check out the photo..and then..from there comes the profile.
There are a few things I know about myself that show right off the bat. One..I'm great with conversation...I can really talk about anything! Two..I'm thoughtful...and I listen..so when you speak..I'm right there with you. And three...like the rest of us..I'm looking for friendship - can never have enough - and if it turns into something more..great..if not..male and females can really be great chat buddies!

I work in the medical field - I love my job and love helping people.
Other then that - I like to try new things, not huge hang out at the bar type or club goer - but I do enjoy plays, The Funny Bone, Festivals, the water...canoeing..I guess I like outdoors. I am pretty simple so just walking and talking is something I really enjoy.
Anything else you would like to know - just ask - :)

Hmmm... well I'm here looking for friends, possibly more, but I like starting out as friends.

I'm optimistic and outgoing, and I love meeting new people. I like things like music, animals, movies, watching sports, reading, writing, learning new languages, and a lot of other things.

I really don't like to talk about myself too much. I actually love listening to others.